Pelosi's Halloween Fun

I submit that this Halloween should be dedicated to none other than Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, Democrat extraordinaire. Unlike no other Halloween, the Halloween of 2010 belongs to Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. To find out why, read on…

 

Can you imagine a real life version of the Ground Hog Day movie where Mr. Pelosi must wake up every morning to a grotesque version of the Bride of Frankenstein? The cucumber eye covers, the makeupless face, the first Joker-like smile of the day, the realization that it doesn’t get much better than that first look? Oh, the horror!

 

Don’t you believe that Mr. Pelosi is one of the few men in the world who looks forward to his wife putting on a Halloween mask to improve her looks? Whatever Nancy chooses to wear, how can he lose?

 

Wouldn’t you guess that Mrs. Pelosi’s facelifts are a real downer for her husband? All of that crossing of fingers and holding the of the rabbit’s foot only to find out there really is no improvement. How much disappointment can one man stand? Even the Botox Hope Syndrome suffered by  Mr. Pelosi has lost its magical ability to provide a realistic chance for improvement.

 

Can’t you imagine how Nancy Pelosi would make a great Dr. Frankenstein? Close your eyes and just picture Mrs. Pelosi standing with that stupid gavel in her hand as she presides over the health care vote and just as it passes, she cold bloodedly shrieks out, “It’s alive! It’s alive!!” The monster arises only to find that it really can’t move for another four years. What a depressing movie all around.

 

In an unsuccessful sequel to the Frankenstein Monster movie, no amount of electric paddles and lightning could bring the Stimulus Monster to life. Not only has it shown no signs of life, it has somehow managed to kill all that it comes in contact with.

 

When the health care vote went late into the night and Nancy started her nightly metamorphous, it brought back a very vivid memory of the horror classic Night of the Living Dead. This scene was supported in a real way by the Congressional version of the Undertaker- none other than the one and only Harry “Dead Man Walking” Reid.

 

Time for some Halloween Joke Humor: What does the effect of a face lift on Nancy Pelosi and the Stimulus Bill have in common? Nothing.

 

No, really.  The effect they both have is nothing!

 

Yes, Halloween may be a time for bobbing apples and ghostly parties, but don’t forget the great contribution Nancy Pelosi has made to this very scary Halloween. One look at her and it is hard to forget! Boo!!!