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Liberals really are the gift that keeps on giving. It’s not just every word that proceeds from Joe Biden’s mouth because liberal gaffes and ridiculous beliefs come from so many places. Let’s look to see what we can find…

“We have to pass it, before we know what’s in it”- This gem came from former Speaker Nancy Pelosi when blindsided at a news conference about what was in the health care bill. Apparently she had just come from an appointment with her proctologist and just repeated what he said when summarizing her report as it came to her mind. Unfortunately for us, what was passed both personally and legislatively ended being pretty much the same thing... a load of crap.

“9.9, 9.4, 8.9, 4.5”- If these were marks for an Olympic event Barack Obama would have the first three scores and a gold medal while George Bush would have the last one and be out of contention. Unfortunately for Obama, these are unemployment rates and, like Mr. Obama should know very well, this is like golf and low score wins.

“I was actually against Guantanamo before I was for it”- John Kerry is the inspiration for this one. Suddenly, the Bush backed plan of incarcerating terrorists and trying them at Guantanamo is a great idea. To reference Biden’s remarks about Iraq, Gitmo should be one of Obama’s crown achievements.

“Justice is Blind” (and apparently so are liberals)- So, after all the terror attacks and trying to connect the dots, looking for a profile, and spot possible trends,  it is just as silly to suspect one likely group as the source for terrorist plots like it was silly to believe Nazis were actually supporters of Adolf Hitler. 80 year old Kentucky grandma, get over here and prepare to be scanned and body searched!

“The theory of evolution is based on solid science”- So they make fun of me for believing a Supreme Being can create the earth in six days, but what do they offer? Something created from nothing for no reason that can magically know it has to adapt to its environment. Wow, after being told that, I guess I feel pretty silly now believing in creationism.

“It Cuts Like a Knife”- Liberals are the only ones who think inflating spending by the trillions and cutting by the billions Republicans want are Draconian in nature. This is like believing that a paper cut is equivalent to a couple dozen vampire bites.

“Global Warming Deniers are Like Flat Earthers”- So now we are down to calling it "climate change" and falsifying information to suit a “scientific theory.” What would you think of a shoe store that only sells size 8 shoes and tries to make it fit every foot? Yes climate change now means any change in climate- wow. Well, you say you’re a size 12? What will really fit you is a size 8! We’re the Size 8 store!

What is most unfortunate is that the liberal mindset often times does not work in reality. Witness now the high gas prices and our environmentally driven energy policies. We all pay for what they think and we sacrifice national security on the Green altar by importing too much oil. Think about it.