In true Democratic fashion, the Dems are once again trying to steal from the rich to give to… their poor pitiful selves. President Reagan has the wherewithal to stand on his own legacy and take his rightful place in history as one of our greatest presidents. He created his own history and no one need embellish it with the fanciful tales of a president long since gone. Barack on the other hand has trouble standing on his own even before his first horrible, and hopefully only, presidential term.
Let’s see now first he was…oh yeah, that’s right, made in the mold of Kennedy. Yes, that young fresh face with so much hope for America that gave it the gumption to follow Jackie Gleason’s threat and go to the moon. Yes, I remember now, Michelle was the next Jackie O with her hideous, er, daring fashion statements that left a lot to be desired. Yeah, he’s Jack Kennedy all right.
No wait, I remember now, people next said Barack was the next FDR. Now we got it right. Yes, he gave Americans hope when there was no hope in the midst of a depression. He did so much through government to make a bad situation worse… yep just like Barack. Maybe there is something here. But thankfully, Obama cannot serve, or be served, for four terms. Yes, that’s the way it really was, Obama is the next FDR.
Just a cotton pickin’ minute here. No, Obama is really the next Reagan, because what he does and how he speaks is so Reaganesque. Yes, the similarities are startling. Both lived in the United States, both spoke American English and both lived in the White House… they’re practically twins joined at the hip. Unfortunately, Reagan is on the right and Obama is on the left. Makes perfect sense to me. If Reagan is like Obama, no wait, if Obama is like Reagan, then it makes perfect sense to award Obama the Nobel Peace Prize because that too was undeserved and very premature and oh so inappropriate.
I really think that if we want to peg Obama right there must be some rethinking here. I truly believe Obama should be compared to that great President Jimmy Carter… yeah, the guy that nearly drove us not into the ditch but over the cliff. The way Obama is spending he’s doing a great Jimmy Carter in trying to ruin this nation. Maybe he should be compared to Michael Dukakis who ran against Bush in 1988 and looked so ill at ease in that tank… like Obama trying to throw a baseball as the first pitch honoree (incidentally, he should be compared to his daughters on that one because he sure threw like a little girl- look it up on the internet and you’ll see what I mean).
Maybe he should be compared to Al Gore, who makes things up as he goes and still tries to convince people that global warming is real. Just like Obama tries to convince us that health care won’t make us sick and that the stimulus really worked. Thinking of all of this I see why he wants to emulate the guys he does; they were at least presidential. Yeah, Barack, stick with Reagan- even though your policies are a lot like W’s. Pres. Reagan, your legacy is safe especially with boneheads like Obama. Happy Birthday Pres. Ronald Reagan, we miss you very much.
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